The Bob's War

The first of the Bob's was LeBobSacre and to be honest he wasn't that great. He hated his life because nobody could fucking pronounce his name correctly. With all his hatred and rage he commited deathed. In his ashes rose CallMeBob. He was created by LeBob's yearn for a correct name and so in his next life everyone would know to just call him Bob. But then, two figures appeared. ALLBOB and BOBMIGHT fought in a century long wikipedia speedrun battle, which ended CallMeBob's existence. In the barren fields stood BOBMIGHT, over ALLBOB's anime-less body. BOBMIGHT reigned throughout several millenia and is known for his tyrannical display of power and MIGHT. Unfortunately, his alcohol addiction got worse and he drank to his inevitable death. So some dude named BaubbeMoight came along, stole his throne and power, burned BOBMIGHT's corpse and everyone was just like alright.

This is where our story begins, who will be the next Bob? Is he ever gonna remember his password? No one knows, no one cares.